I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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