Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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