He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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