is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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