I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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