haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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