There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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