no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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