The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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