Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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