sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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