Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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