Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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