Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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