quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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