i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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