Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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