btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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