Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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