I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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