I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All the doctor said was why
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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