This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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