I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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