I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
