This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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