is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
whose parrot is this?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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