The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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