stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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