Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
only if we run a train.
done.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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