I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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