i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she peed on how many people?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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