Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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