arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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