How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
do nipples grow back?
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