dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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