But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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