How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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