I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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