would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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