matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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