I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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