what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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