Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
