would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The Olympian is in my bed
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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