I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think your dad took our porno
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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