I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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