this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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