Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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