He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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