I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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