no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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