Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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