Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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