Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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