I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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