i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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