hotel room ftw
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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