I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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