I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
