You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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