erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Actions speak louder than pants.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
