can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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