If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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